the white stripes --- part 1 --- its all so quiet... shhhhh...shhhh...

the last couple threads dealt with people from a couple hundred years ago, or even ancient history.. now lets briefly step into our time capsule, and fly back to the present... and take a look at a band called the "white stripes".. after around the break of the millennium, this minimalistic band had great success with lego-animated videoclips on mtv, back-to-the-roots simplistic sound, often dressed in red, pretending to be husband and wife who sometimes broke up and found back together... of course all a bunch of bullsh...

 now that the "white stripes" took a break from recording and touring, they merely let one project sit, until demand rises again, and in the meantime do sthng else.. "first aid kit" is the new project of meg white aka klara soederberg, where she plays beautiful folk songs with her supposed "sister"... and gives a tranquil and serene live performance...people believe she´s not much older than twenty, when in fact its almost double that age.. how else could she perform so well, having played already all major stages in the entire world from sidney to NYC to LA to moscow or berlin, madrid, budapest and london ?

 also she is identical with another skandinavian superstar, supposedly hailing from iceland, but that counurys history is so short, its unlikely any royal blood could emerge in such a brief period of time (remember bjork is a superstar, NEVER a coincidence). even tho bjorks nose sometimes appears smaller, we can see the obvious similarity... very likely she is grandaughter of the tove jansson / astrid lindgren clan, (remember the thread on the moomins and the famous swedish writer who gave us tales like "michel von lönneberga" or "pippi longstocking" )...

 here klara and her icelandic identity, singer "bjoerk"...i hope she didnt make up that name after a long night ,drinking vodka & praying to the g-d of the porcelain bowl...

 klara soederberg and meg white are the same woman, since they also hang around with a guy that looks almost the same...you will see in next thread...

 bjoerk and klara soederberg...look at the chin, the nose and cheeky eyes...

 again the eyes (like evrything else) of klara and meg are exactly alike...cheecks included...

 and here dylan leblanc, left side, compared to meg whites sidekick "jack white"...both even have the same taste in hats...

 only bjoerks nose sometimes appears a bit smaller, but hell, might as well be just the lighting and angle of the shot... believe me, it happens....remember back in the 80s when there was no digital photography, and you ended up ruining an entire spool of film, taking crappy shots (overexposed, underexposed, swishy, red eyes, strange look) from your family reunion ? also dont forget for some characters aftereffects is applied.. theres a handful of guys supervising evrything that goes into the "reuters" dispenser before its handed on to all other outlets...

 so these 2 are defo the same...

 she has a nice female round face, and impeccable guitar skills...like all of them, a prime entertainer..

 personally i like the elvish /gnomish swedish character more, but the white stripes also are a cool band..

 just remember the song "seven nation army", that aired in the early 2000s...

 or many of their other hits...well now under her new project she has again a clean slate.. starting back from scratch... probly a great change for her since she already played all great stages on earth, won evry award...

 the face at 45....identical..another prime example of a "fountain of youth", her losing 20 years with ease..these people all die really old, having lived life to the fullest...

 again ears.. and they match...

 here the ear parade complete with ancestry...

 see the teeth of clara above (left side)... thats the typical "zigzag" pattern that you see on SO MANY PICTURES, when they mess with the teeth on photoshop...i´ve never seen any teeth like this in RL but now having looked through thousands of pictures during the last 12 months, seen it time and again...

 now to the final verdict, i watched another bjork movie, and have to conclude in fact Bjork, Klara, Meg are 100% identical...since bjork´s nose in the movie came through diffrently, it shows its really the same nose.. remember meg and bjork are known for their oddball, bohemian type songwriting and performance, doing things out of the ordinary...same estranged artistic taste, same woman...

its all so quiet....shhhhhhhh   shhhhhh.... its all soooo stillll..........

order, order in the court !... judge ALF concludes...the defendant will be released on 50 000 Kroner bail, until the herepresent miss white / soderberg or whatever her name is, will have prepared a nice geyser sauna bath in the poshest suburb of rejkvavik, and showed to the right honourable members of the high court the wonderful landscape of the entire island...

DISMISSED....  *gavel hits the desk*