I have identified all 4 members of ABBA.. it took quite some work, and one of them tried to file me a lawsuit, so i had to remove a former post about him... I will show all relevant pictures now... lets see who ABBA are...
lets first start with the guy whose pictures i cant show... but i can say his name... reinhard mey, longtime german "liedermacher" (folksinger)...who also played shortlived german prez christian wulff...
he is the one ABBA singer called Bjoern Ulvaeus...i NEVER IN MY LIFE would have found it out, but been tipped off.. simply take a 90° shot of both and match it up, they are IDENTICAL...
you see they own the rights to evrything, pictures, music, and can sue us if we use it to expose them... thats really strange.... i also need a lawyer but dont have money to hire one...
the other male member of ABBA is played by Abi Ofarim, husband of Esther ofarim and father of gil ofarim, (aka the Hanson brother)...back in the Abba days he was the only bearded one, but in the meantime, both are over 60 and have both considerable beards...
the profile is obvious...
Benny Andersson is Abi Ofarim...
he is neither swedish, nor german, nor israeli.... he is a bit of all of em... and probly a lot more, since none of these people have less than half a dozen characters...
"Abi" is also short for german "abitur" which is like our highschool diploma... after graduating, you have to throw a big party..
I graduated in 2000... our motto was "Abi Gala 2000", we tried to make it into a ceremony akin to the academy awards... some of the acts were really good, we had a couple guys dance around in ballerina suits... the whole theatre was laughing tears... it looked so funny...
both have the signature stubby nose+ same mouth.... who else but abi ofarim could take the part in this high-grossing act ?
their songs are amogn the greatest written in the 20th century, hands-down...
same
same
a classic j-wberg production
same face, the old beard-trick has been used
same
naja, für manche leute wär die sonderschule wohl besser gewesen *hüstel*
but no need to complain, since their songs brought so much joy to so many people... even if the bandname is a hex (ABBA is a hex)
same ear
same ear
same man
ok that was the guys, now to the girls...
agneta faltskrog, the dashing blonde of ABBA, is actually helen mirren... some people say she also plays the Queen (elizabeth II of england), but Ed + me both had the queen as SB else...
anyway this is agnetha faltskrog... her nose grew a bit larger in the meantime... i have a whole folder about her, and famly ties to steffi graf + glenn close+corinna harfouche...
so this is the blonde from abba...
she must be related to iris berben, because of the special eyes... i first thought berben would be faltskrog, but was mistaken...
now to the last member of this awesome 70s band...
Anni-Frid Lyngstad is actually Jane Fonda, alias Camilla Parker-Bowles...
nothing else to say, this one´s a no-brainer, even my grandma could match those 3 up...
90 °
again 90 °
more 90°
mugshot, all these mugshots are fake, these folks never do any time...when i was on lockdown the first night i read the "prison manual" like a 1st-grader, all the other guys laughed me to scorn cuz nothing thats written in there is actually being applied...when i told the warden i wanted to switch cells due to harassment he told me to shut the hell up + switched off the lights...
another night a guy just didnt wanna get quiet, it was like 3 AM and he just doodled around with his radio... it was terrible...some of em guys had a long history, half their lives they been inside, they wont listen to anything u say...
since getting out of jail, and seeing life through diffrent eyes, i have never met people i could really connect with... i dont understand how people live, and why they´re so ignorant of certian things...
but well thats another story i guess...
before i start telling jail stories, lets go on to the next thread.... but watch the beautiful 70s hair of camilla aka jane ... the 70s must have been a great time to live in... remember 7 is the best number... see the beautiful waving hair, like a lion´s mane...
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