2 days ago, all i wanted was check up on a random christian entertainer, and one thing leads to another, soon figured i´d struck an entire beehive, teeming full with characters...decided i had to start a new series about contemporary christian entertainment (CCM)...you know that age 20 or so, i initially stopped going to uni, playing with the thought to become a christian musician... i was a stupid gullible teenager, having no older brother who could set me straight telling me how the world works.... anyway it dont matter, i will now open a can of whoop-ass on the german "christian" music business, who is evrything but christian... its an entire industry fleecing millions (my bet for germany alone probly 5-10mio people) who are buying christian music, videos , books on a steady basis, thinking they would do a very "spiritual deed"...in fact the very people that constantly put out another cd and another cd and another book, are making a KILLING, since apart from their christian alters, they have (like evry good j-w) their secular alters for the mundane market (where they produce regular pop or rock music singing about their love affairs, carnal cravings or other random stuff)... some of them as well partake in pornography or softcore movies...when i tell ma famly, they shoot me a glance as if i´d killed their favourite guinea pig...but they have no problem condemning my lifestyle, while they keep running to their little pimps to get their next fix of "worship-music"...uuuh aaaah it makes me feel so good ! ... PEOPLE ARE SO INCREDIBLY STUPID ITS REDICULOUS
the first 2 characters i go for are not in the christian sector, but regular entertainment... we remember sabrina setlur, sposedly turkish german rapper from the 90s, having a big hit with "du liebst mich nicht" (you dont love me)...exactly same woman as longtime MTV posterwoman charlotte roche, who now (like all women about to hit menopause) go sex-crazy and start writing weird books, about her girlish phantasies... (feuchtgebiete)... probly its time for ALF-vader to telephone the galactic federation and send in some "swamp troopers"...
just look at the pics, thats the same girl... same age range too... the skin color is just latex-milk or makeup...the turkish alters are ideal to bring more raw material, since turkish people in general can be intense characters, saying bluntly what they feel.... ideal alter for a bit of gangsta-ra...
german gangsta-rap, like its american big-brother, always clothes itself in the aura of a lower-class street credibility, with heavy turkish or arabic accent, many cusswords and the usual bling etc...
but like in the case of SIDO, bushido and all other "do-" s and "don´ts", there are presently 1mio turkish vegetable +shwarma vendors in berlin, but the major label contracts all stay inside the famly compound...but people keep hoping and thus vegetables still being sold.. (a great thing, otherwise we couldnt make good salad..)
ok, so that was another talker/rapper/media figure dancing at all weddings at the same time...
this is the rule, not the exception...
same face, same woman, just look at the ear...
also the signature...
bear in mind, lighting, lense distortion, makeup already have such big effect, we didnt even add any fancy beards, hats, glasses, contact-lenses or coats...let alone changin language, accent or gestures... see above thats a random chinese woman wearing full makeup on one side of her face, the other one stays natural...
lets go to the next customer before we dive head first into the phony "christian" entertainment scene, my gullible parents spent tens of thousands of dollars on over the last 35 or so yrs...
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