the family of de medici...

 before we begin, you might want to drag the above picture to your desktop and enlarge it, or even print it out with your fancy laserjet printer...this it a small family tree of the most important "de medici" characters...
theres also lists and family frees of all european houses on wikipedia.... thats even better they have Bdates as well..

we already know the designations "tudor", "habsburg", "de medici" or "saxe-coburg-gotha" are all the same... merely a smokescreen to hide your true identity... for me personally however they´re a good means to tell diffrent epochs of history apart..eg. when you hear "tudor" you know it was early renaissance, when you hear "plantagenet" you know its the middle ages, when you hear "merowingian" you know aha, that was somewhere between 400 and 700 AD...so now I wanna make a monster long thread and go quickly through some characters that i have already in my "medici" folder... you´ll be surprised there are some big calibers in there...lets start with the most powerful woman...these are always easy to find, since they´re so rare and stand out like a star blinking in the nightsky...

 to make it really short, no long suspension, no secret handshakes and longwinding intro, catherine de medici was noone else than queen elizabeth I of england... both women were no-nonsense type of women, who demanded absolute control and authority..both have the same blazing red hair, often hidden under all sorts of hats and attire... elizabeth I loved to style herself as the virgin queen, saying to have no husband... thats a complete joke since all redhaired women are horny as hell, and she had a whole quiverfull of offspring... they appear in her "de medici" genealogy, but not in her tudor one...for the luther family for example its diffrent, here the tudor famly tree reveals all the children of hans luther ( aka john cicero aka henry VII of england), while in the other ones they are mostly left out...you see it takes a while to put all the puzzle together, but the more time you invest, the clearer evrything becomes...you simply go by the trial & error system....

 but we were talking queen elizabeth I.... whose movie we also watched with our school teacher (i can remember the whole class riding the tram to town to go see it) ... so the whole "virgin queen" shtik is basically the old story of semiramis... the ancient pagan myth of the virgin queen with g-dlike powers, bearing the immaculate offspring that would become the saviour of the world... you see this story is stolen straight from the holy book.... make no mistake she wasnt a saint or a nun, she knew how to arouse and pleasure a male very well.. and probably had long excessive nights with many of her male servants, relatives or else...you get the picture...i mean these people live in mansions so large they can sleep in a diffrent room all their lives... so seeing materializm is their lifestyle why would they live as a virgin... thats completely ludicrous...

 but as you will see later her seed (william shakespear aka king james aka james spenser aka so many others), would indeed become the most powerful man of his time & age, and thus the whole story isnt a myth alone...

 sometimes i just cant but laugh about all the funny hairstyles, especially in the baroque and roccoco epoch, with people wearing gigantic wigs, and the women huge wireframe skirts....

 you can read all of that if you want...i have better things to do with my time...

again the whole virgin shtik explained.... ok enough already lets go to the other medicis....

 as you can see like in this case, constantly and constantly the same people wearing the same hats, making the same hand gestures, with the exact same evrything appear time after time in ALL THE genealogical trees and nobody can see it... believe me the entire world is really BLIND and the blessed light of ALF needs to shine fresh light onto the scene...

 see henry VIII, luthers brother, appears always with his straight face and signature hat... like here as holy roman emperor karl V of spain...but he is also easily found as his medici alter...

 since he looks so much like his father, lorenzo I de medici... dont look at the connecting lines in teh family trees, they mix up the famly ties and make brothers into cousins, stepsisters into real ones, mothers into aunts, you get the picture ? merely look at the faces, the clothes, the gestures...then read some wikipedia what they were like... and finally go for the birthdates, and then you´ll find them sooner or later...

 see henry VIII´s de Medici alter was lorenzo II de medici...pretty easy, isnt it ? and in case we´re still not shure, we proofcheck the spouse for confirmation...

 most of the time they dont just merely have the same silly hat, but also the exact same clothes or other remarkable features...

see as an italian nobleman, he merely put on a sailor-type hat, since the italian riches came through trade at sea with the large florentine fleet... thats really all it takes to make ppl believe you´re a genuine italian...


Bello bello impossibile
con gli occhi neri e il tuo sapor mediorientale
bello bello invincibile
con gli occhi neri e la tua bocca da baciare

ALF would you please refrain from spamming my blog with your gianna naninni lyrics... i´m having more important things to do, really... ok, but i thought... sorry Alf, next time please use some edoardo bennato song instead... ok ok, sorry, it wont happen again...

 ok, and here we have the "royal seed" of the virgin queen, the man with the magic fountain pen, who would publish the legendary KJV, as well as writing hundreds of poems, plays that are still so popular to this day... here shown with his french alter...remember the de medicis had their fingers evvrywhere... and often intermarried (supposedly) with french royalty...

 its easy to catch this one because of the birthdate...cheesy peasy... and that moustache doesnt lie either...

then we also have cosimo I de medici, who totally looks like his father henry VIII but is a good bit younger, so he actually must be the son...

 next we have all the many many wives of henry VIII we learned about in school, whom he supposedly all divorced, killed or did other nasty things...well well, it was just a bluff... they are all the same woman as well..just look at the typical double necklace that they all wear...then the facial geometry and middle parting of the hair...and the thin eyebrows...

 i spent 20 minutes yesterday on all these 6 wives alone... and they´re all identical, or in extreme case of error, not more than 2 women...

 but most likely all the same... here i made you a nice big assembly...

 and even made you a list... am i not a great teacher ?

 so catherine of aragon, anne boleyn, jane seymour, anne of cleves, kathryn howard and kathrine parr, are all identical...

 they all wear similar clothes as well...

here again you have a good list of em all...

 but of course she also had a medici alter, along with one for her gig as a french princess...she is easily recognized by her hairstyle, face and necklace / pendant...

since her husband henry VIII was karl V, holy roman emperor, its obvious that she was his wife, isabella of portugal..

 and here you have the gap closed from the tudor / luther clan all the way to elizabeth I and later shakespeare, cuz madeleine de la tour was the mother of katharina de medici... in the couple last 24 hours, i have also found more alters from the earlier british ruling dynasties, plantagenet, lancaster, york and even the norman period... stay alert... i think we almost have a straight line running now for over 600 years...

 ok so she was the mother of powerful queen lizzy...

 and married again to henry VIII... aka lorenzo II de medici... now lets look at some more faces.....

for this guy, giuliano de medici, i havent found the royal alters yet, but its obvious that he is Nikolaus Kopernikus... remember the forerunner to galileo galilei...we learned about him in school, how he defied the catholic church with his new theories about the solar system...compare a picture of galilei to luther by the way... they´re so similar galilei must be one of the grandsons...

next we have henry II, weak husband of the strong virgin queen... and finally here in the medici tree, we can see all the many children...most of whom i havent looked into as of yet...

 lets end this first de medici excursion with a real hammer... you won´t guess whom i found... the devil´s incarnation himself... a man that is so evil, even satan himself is scared of him, trying to shoo him away with garlic odours, the "hail mary" or a good ole tentpeg right into the heart... we´re talking of course about ignatius of loyola...founder of the society of jesus...dont be fooled, many good people, and by that i mean SAINTS were killed and maimed by the soldiers and inquisitors dispatched by this rediculous JUDAS and his minions of evil....if you want to look for ultimate perversion and decay, look no further than a creepy fag with a cleanshaved face and evil childish grin...

 the birthdates are less than 15 yrs apart...loyola was his later character, with less hair...as macchiavelly he worked on his ruse and malicious behaviour on the mundane level, forging classics like "the prince" or "the art of war" before later going one step further and  founding an organization that has brought so much corruption into the world, its even hard to try to describe... if judas ischariot and loyola would meet in hell, eating dry bread swimming in a nutshell on a lake of lava, loyola would steal satan´s last breadcrumb, and eat it himself...

 enough about this man, i cant even look at him...

 if i ever happen to make a slasher flic, i won´t hunt orks, witches or warlocks, but hundreds and hundreds of Loyolas, completely dressed in black "FRYARS" robes, and rectangular hats...

LOYOLA MY ASS..... this thread is closed....