Sunday, August 18, 2013

Shaun White (snowboarder) likely son of Axl Rose...



remember the thread from a while ago, where i compared axl rose to helge schneider, yet another german comedian...so now stefan raab (german tv-clown) being axl rose(also red hair) makes much more sense...but theres another redhaired kid that might be of the same famly, and that is snowboarder shaun white...even as a kid he ripped like hell, and later when he hit his teens, he was easily the worlds best snowboarder, similar to terje haakonsen one generation ago. (i know about snowboarding cuz i was a big fan in my teenage years, but never could cut it in the pipe really, never been able to land a 540°, but on big kickers doing straight method or mute grabs, i wasn´t that bad..."....so the story about shaun white travelling in a van to diffrent resorts in california, hardly being able to raise money for the lift tickets, is complete bogus, but of course i dont hve to explain that, do i....another thing you will mark, is he had his heyday, for about 5 years, but since snowboarding is a very fastpaced sport soon went into sports managements (like many former athletes), and tried himself as an entrepreneur...he was also the first man to have his private halfpipe, with his own pipe-dragon (this big machine thats used to keep the pipe in shape)...finally he is credited with bringing snowboarding to china, with the "air&style peking" event that is similar to the legendary innsbruck air&style in austria....biggest and best snowboard event in the world...in the meantime like with evrything, the chinese have caught up with the west and produce some really good snowboarders...
 shaun white´s nose looks much more like helge schneider...i dont know exactly if thats now his uncle or father...but shurely of the same elect clan...
 shaun white dated also a jewish american ice-skating princess, i cant remember her name right now... but thats what all those trivia websites are for...
 so he might be either son or nephew...
 see the skull is similar, young twen shaun white´s face of course not as fleshy yet as the older generation...
 all of this of course is just the usual procedure...remember they love to play theatre...being descendents of their forefather "jacob the schemer"...
 the nose+ eyes are also similar...but nose a bit diffrent...shaun white´s nose reminds of helge schneider...
 the ear of white and rose isnt a far fetch...
 again the skull...
 also mark teeth of shaun white are not hard to identify...very long canines...
 yes i mentioned that already further up...
 the ears do make sense...
 yes might be...
anyway that was just a little post to clean my desktop of folders already lingering around for over 2 months...

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