Friday, August 16, 2013

LDS INC. --- part 8 --- how Robber Hotzenplotz stole the singing coffee grinder...


not just did this dude steal grandmothers coffee grinder in this timeless children´s classic very popular in our family (we watched this movie probly half a dozen times at least)...he has also stolen my 20s seeing i (ALF) was deported age 25, and now, age 32, havent done really much in the meantime, barely having left my room and hideout...but lets stop whining and go to the comparisons... when you´ll have checked out all of the matchups, it should become clear, who the present "prophet, seer and revelator" of the mormon church of today is...especially since we´ve exposed it already as a hotbed for other actors and aviation pioneers..
 we all know Gert Froebe as a wellknown face in german cinema for over half a century, having starred both in highgrossing hollywood flics, but also in smaller tv-series or children´s productions...the list above is just a short list of his ouvres, not a complete one by a far shot..
 remember from 2009-2012 i made many funny "slamtoons" for the salamandersociety, having no idea who Tommy boy Monson really was...and that I had already seen him so many times before, in diffrent guise, be it as "goldfinger", the famous movie villain from james bond, who tries to rob fort knox, or other roles like as an aviator in "die tollkuehnen maenner in ihren fliegenden kisten", another comedy film...
 the teeth are not hard to miss, and then look at the eyes, nose and all the rest... thomas monson is actually gert froebe...I first thought he would be around 100 yrs old in the meantime, but like most of them starts acting early, passing himself off for older so he can get a good jumpstart... lets say he might be anywhere between 90 and 100 years old as of today (2013)...so you see the whole LDS gig is actually a nice retirement investment, like having a little cottage in southern france or a finca in malaga, cadiz or barcelona... a great place to finish your career... the mormon drones attending general conference twice a year are so gone, you could have hitler or goebbels holding the speech instead of the quorum of the 12, nobody would even care ! ( remember mark twain described mormonism as "chloroform in print")
 here again some of the movies made as "gert froebe", but he also has other, international alters, with probably a list just as long...
 i will always remember him in goldfinger where he has strapped james bond to his torture-bed ready to snuff out his life, and drops the famous line "Sie enttäuschen mich, Mr. Bond" (you´re disappointing me, Mr. Bond)... with an incredibly funny german accent... that passage just kills me every time...
 so had i known Monson was actually Froebe, he could have invited me into his ranch in moab, or his loft in downtown salt lake, and we could have played some poker together... for 2 years already i try to get my siblings to poker with me (i caught up poker just after the big recent trend had subsided, but as always my dear famly shows complete lack of interest for anything i initiate...i could put a sack full of gold on the dinner table, they would throw it into the trashbin as "cheap imitation, completely bereft of value")....
 so can these teeth lie, no they cant, and that big grin can´t either... remember froebe always had a nice big grin, and so does Tommygun Monson...his IMDB page also says he´s a talented violinist...remember the rough stone, being grafted into the perfect stone, they at least need 1 talent in evry category...comedy, music, film, royalty, and scientist/discoverer...(as well as sports, not to forget that all of them in their youth compete on a worldclass level in their respective discipline)...
 ok  now that we know who he is... lets look at some more famly connections...




 i didnt even have an income for 5 years straight, its probly time to share some LOVE and by that i mean printed paper and coins from the royal mint... or do you want to take it on with the greatest S-T-A-L-K-E-R ever to roam the wasatch valley ? *cough*...remember these people are richer than the catholic church, even tho they have only 15mio or so members... this is easily one of the biggest scams in known world history...
 ok to the famly...radar O´Reilly, in the famous vietnam-series M*A*S*H is played by Gary Burghoff, we can see him also being close to froebe (as well as ehud banai and bert brecht)..
 then froebe must also be direct blood w/ brahms aka pike aka so many others...
 the exact same cheeky grin, large jaw and firmly built body...
 froebe and brahms+alters again...
 funny enough i also found a 100% match for froebe and hans baur, personal pilot for adolf hitler during the nazi days... remember froebe also being an aviator having starred in "die tollkuehnen maenner"...
 so thats another one of his alters...no coincidence possible...
Dear Tommy Monson, would you please give me some space in utah.. i wanna build a house, pueblo, midwestern style probably or more like a spanish type with a nice shady courtyard in the middle (including solarpowered fountain supplied by garbetthomes)...

CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG ???

2 comments:

excelsior said...

Could gerte frobe have been Nikita khrushchev?? Just asking??

St.Mark said...

yes very possible now that u mention it..he must have international alters anyway. make a matchup and send it to me !