Saturday, August 31, 2013

CHRISTIAN ENTERTAINMENT IS A J-W GIG ---- christoph zehendner...



another couple cd´s on our shelves are from this dood... christoph zehendner, german-speaking christian musician... its surprising how much he looks like mr.bean alias rowan atkinson... the famous british comedian we all adore...
 now look at these ears... am i seeing ghosts ? then compare the bold british jaw, akin to the son of a medieval king... a german has no chin like that... along with the cheekish smile..
 first i thought its the same guy. but then looked a bit closer...
 and zehendner is taller, and ears slightly diffrent than bean...
 my mum will kill me for exposing this man... HE IS A CHRISTIAN SINGER AND LOVES CHEE-ZUZZZZ... IT CANT  BEEE TROOOOO..... NO IT CUNT BEE TROOOO
 ah yeah ?... and what about those eyes, the mouth....
 the skull ?
 the ears ?
 even the hair... ?
 can we see a pattern emerge ?    tic toc ?
signature dont match, face slightly diffrent... what are we gonna do with this clown ?
 lets just say "its the brother"... thats always a great idea...
 yes indeed... who said that... raise your hand....
 ah it was you, little eric, you´re a smart student, and win an inflatable washing machine....
along with zehendners jimmy hendrix signature 1968 stratocaster...
from now on he can play epiphone... or better yet a 5$ ukulele from the pawn shop...

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