King: Tell me... what do you do with witches?
Peasants: Burn'em! Burn them up !
King: What do you burn apart from witches?
Peasant: More witches!
Peasant: Wood!
King: So, why do witches burn?
Peasant: Cuz they're made of... wood?
King: Gooood.
(crowd congratulates)
King: So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?
Peasant: Build a bridge out of her!
King: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Peasant: Oh yeah...
King: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant: No
Peasant: No. It floats!
Peasant: Let's throw her into the bog! (yeah yeah ya!)
King: What also floats in water?
Peasant: Bread
Peasant: Apples
Peasant: Very small rocks
Peasant: Cider
Peasant: Grape gravy
Peasant: Cherries
Peasant: Mud
Peasant: Churches !
Peasant: Lead, Lead..
King: A Duck!
(all look and stare at king)
King: Exactly! So, logically...
Peasant: If she ways the same as a duck... she's made of wood!
King: And therefore...
Peasants: A witch !
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1981 luciana berger british labour politician is 1982 Lizzy Caplan, american comedienne..
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