1910 jacques cousteau (french oceanographer) = 1909 buster crabb (british navy diver)

1909 lionel kenneth phillip crabb, nickname buster crabb, was a royal navy clearence diver and frogman in the early days of diving after WW2, when there was only single stage regulators, steel bottles, black neoprene suits with a yellow sidestripe, and all famous divers in the whole of europe you could count on one hand.

this guy i dont even have to introduce, you´ve all seen his documentaries or read his books on a cozy sunday evening. jacques ives cousteau born in 1910 is a legend in his own right, known for his big nose, the fancy red hat and uncounted adventures below sea level. most of which were recorded on camera in some form or another and can be found in several online archives.

 rarely is the question asked: "HEY JEWBERG, WHERES YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE ?"

 left side buster crabb right side jacques cousteau. who are the same man.

 they have the same ear.and the same gigantic....PENIS

 now why did i post a single autograph. that only proves that i am no longer good at writing a blog. ALF was that you i told you to sort that picture into the "autograph" folder why does it appear in the comparison folder. sorry i was busy watching "the living sea" for the 5th time"...

 i love that old 50s and 60s footage before there were digital cameras 4K and LCD displays.
it gets me rock-hard all the time..

 ALF you little nitwit, how can you get a boner from ancient underwater movies and besides you are much too furry. even if you had a boner it wouldnt show. you look like a mixture of chewbacca and bigfoot in a ghilly suit.

 thats clearly not fair.. there... i´ll delete all your cousteau movies... are you satisfied now.. ?

 ALF you outlandish creature, can you please stop sticking your big brown nose into my movie folder.
thank you very much. go eat some cereal or something... *sigh* can you believe it this thing is just too much..

 ALF, here, help me with these earshots... i need to prove that jacques cousteau...
"sorry cant hear you, i´m busy learning the whale language at the moment"..

 whale language is this supposed to be a joke. nobody can understand the whale language...

 " whale language is considered one of the most simple languages to learn on my home planet melmac.
we have many species of whales and marine mammals communicating over large distances on all 24 oceans."

 "there, i said it, we have actually 24 oceans, not just 7, like on this godforsaken boring planet"...

 "we also have hypersonic submarines that work without a nuclear reactor.. and much more such things..
you obviously dont understand cause you´re stuck in your mundane way of thinking"...

 you make up some tall tales, ALF, but for an extraterrestrial i must say, i´m used to much worse..

now for the heritage of this great venturer and lover of nature we will refrain from dragging his descendents sons an grandsons into the coffee.. lets rather just leave it at that... and go to something different..