Princess Eugenie is Kelly Osbourne

Mossad-Alf´s sensors went crazy and off the charts when he detected that another royal rump was outed as an actress, he couldnt restrain himself from doing some further investigating all by himself...































Miss Osbourne , please get in contact with M-Alf´s freelance detective office in brooklyn heights for a short oral exam, sample of bodily fluids, DNA and fingerprints... we need the data for our files, please...