HELLO EARTHLINGS...
THIS IS ALF SPEAKING...PLEASE REMAIN CALM, I HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. I HIJACKED THIS BLOG TO BRING ABOUT THE FINAL GREAT CATACLYSM IN THIS AEON FOR ALL MANKIND. THE "New Alf Order" IS THE GOAL OF THIS UNDERTAKING. IF WE WILL BE SUCCESSFUL, AND WE WILL, WE HAVE A REAL CHANCE OF IMPLEMENTING THIS N.A.O.
NEVER TRUST OUTLANDISH CONSPIRACY THEORIES REGARDING 9/11, THE KENNEDY SHOOTING, THE MOON LANDING AND OTHER COVERUPS THAT NEED NOT BE MENTIONED HERE. THE N.A.O. CANNOT BE STOPPED OR THWARTED, FOR I, ALF, AM INITIATED INTO THE ANCIENT MYSTERIES AND OF MOST TERRIBLE POWER, AND WILL BANISH EVERYONE WHO TRIES TO SUBVERT MY PLANS INTO THE DARKEST DUNGEON OF GLOOMY ABADDON. TRUST ME. TRUST ALF. MAY G-D BLESS YOU ALL.
signed, M-Alf
(leader of the terrestrial N.A.O. interim government)
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