Saturday, September 15, 2012

Rivers Cuomo vs Kurt Cobain


the court is in session, the verdicts are in, Judge ALF presiding over a case of endangerment of youth culture, crass fabrication and identity fraud. ORDER in the court !!! order order... a typist is present, so are litigator Morbus Cohen and defense attorney Sue Shark. what do we have here ? you may be seated.



similar autographs, how very interesting...



also in this "facial" view we can clearly see certain similarities..



how interesting the height matches too...



even judge judy wold recognize this handwriting as being form the same person.



judge ALF is shocked by the "chutzpah" of the defendant, he seems to know no shame after his change of character, misleading millions of youth and jumping around on musical stages as if it was nothing..



the high court is appalled and speechless in the face of the evidence presented...



by the overwhelming amount of evidence presented here...



looks like we are all victims of an enduring PR campaign gone awry ...



the court will recluse itself in the back chamber to discuss the sentence of the defendant.



in the name of the people hereby I declare following sentence: the here present Rivers Cuomo, frontman of Weezer, publicly known for playing his blue guitar, wearing thick black buddy holly glasses is guilty of "endangerment of youth" "crass fabrication" as well as "identity fraud" and "being a rediculous attention-whore". in one word, a complete "douchebag". the case is closed. defendent must pay 500000000000 $ to the new ALF trust for the benefit of the new ALF order. bailiff take this punk out. aaight everyone bring me my clubs lets meet at the links i gotta work on my handicap...




3 comments:

delinquentwords said...

Yeah, I looked at this one to, very distinctive and same ear on Kirk and Rivers. What about david Grohl and Krist Novoselic alternate roles for them as well?

St.Mark said...

well novoselik is huuuge so he might be a lot easier to spot. dave grohl must be right in bed with them i saw him play at some fancy pancy gig for obamba.

Rusherman2112 said...

Sid Vicious was born in 1957. he would be like 70 now, doubt highly he was Sid. but the other guy from Weezer IS possible, change from left to right handed is possible, but his voice does sound much different than Cobain's. I think his death was faked but i'll see if i can find any other connection, always look at the wife & kids to find a match!