Wednesday, September 1, 2021

THE PRAWN FILES - Die Krasse Angelrute von John Krasinski


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this man is married to Emily Blunt, one of the hottest women on earth. If I'd meet her live in person, with that trademark smirk, wearing her Mary Poppins costume, it would probably send me into a near coma. More than a Lana Rhoades gonzo clip. After this generation has seen the error in their ways, Gonzo will give way to softcore again. For the microcosm is as exciting as the macrocosm. The tiny hairs on the leaf of a plant or coral, as fascinating as a supernova, the Rings of Saturn, or the moons of Jupiter. We just have to learn to appreciate it again.





by the way, there is just one Mary Poppins PRAWN parody as of late, and Lana Rhoades is NOT in it. But a performer called Evelyn Claire. Her impeccable housekeeping skills speak for themselves.


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But lets stay on topic.







thus far are the deeds of Gonzo Alfonso. he has more PRAWN alters. I'm not 100% sure of all of them, but since I'm the only guy on the internet doing these matchups, everyone else is either a WANKBOI or an insider, who will never tell on his own misdeeds. I'm just gonna slap 'em into the same thread. Two more PRAWN hunks coming up:

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