SHOCKER !! mariano edelman from "eretz nehederet" is tony greenberg !!! SHOCKER !!

 you wont believe what i just found on the internet ! i, mossad-ALF, was about to relax in my comfy chair, working on my hebrew listening comprehension, when i got caught by surprise.

 i was watching an israeli reality comedy on arutz 2 (channel2), when i suddenly went "WTF". that cant be true.. or can it ? i KNOW THAT FACE.

 due to my great interest in the israeli music/media/movie landscape, i checked out a series called "avoda aravit". it means "arab labour", and is a designation for jobs, an israeli would normally not do, like garbage collector, falafel vendor, shisha-bar-owner, things like that. those are the arabs job in israel. similar to the turks in german society or the pakis in england etc. catch my drift...

 by coincidence an actor from the famous "eretz nehederet" crew plays in that series. eretz nehederet or "wonderful land" is the israeli SNL the country´s most famous comedians. they have a regular show and also produced the 2011 movie "zuhi sdom" or "this is sodom", where they retell the story of the destruction of sodom. its their first full movie, and not a superawesome blockbuster, but shure a taste for more to come.

 i love to watch some bourekas movies while slowly grilling a cat for my evening dinner. call me a sadistic furry little no-gooder but to me its just a vice like smoking or alcohol. anyway...

 it turns out that Mariano Edelman, one of the handful of "eretz nehederet" actors is also tony greenberg. dont believe me. that face is unmistakable. it gives me sleepless nights. i dont even have to make comparisons. its blatant. just check that outline, the weird dumbo-ear and the noserift. its T-O-N-Y. noone else.

 and theres somebody else he strongly reminds me of, but is too young for. but might be his brother actually.

 keanu reeves from the matrix. they might as well be related seeing that hollywood is 1st a control tool only 2nd an entertainment industry. how does keanu reeves get big roles ? lo-and-behold. he must be from one of "those" families. theres no way around it. what they say in interviews about themselves, their families, upbringing or events in their life might be true, but just as often is complete hogwash. they play with people and actually get a boner the more people are dumb enough to believe every word that comes out of their pussified lieing little lips.

 so heres keanu reeves again. see he also got this triangular structure in the ear. the noserift (slight traces of a semitic nose). probably thers more to this NEO than we all know. now which pill did he swallow ?

 back to our little public enemy nr1. we can see here the face is similar. we see in all countries the big comedy shows and acts all occupied by "insiders". who areflying a holding pattern for probably later career change becoming presidents, ministers or politicians etc. so the whole thing about "lookalike" is merely giving me a yawning grin, since its obvious israel cant be an exception to the rule. in fact all people exposed by DGB, me, or other trutherblogs (i´m not talking about alex jewns, the truther-hoes or other sort of x-rated entertainment, which is not to be counted as truther material at all, in fact most socalled truthers are complete tools and deserve the "jews in jews clothing" that play them for the suckers they are)

 we can see the ear match up. its the same guy. so he speaks fluent hebrew, english, arabic. then some tamil or whatever these bollywood indians speak, and probably even more (spanish, portuguese or french). this man is as evil as intelligent. but with the average israeli, he has not so terribly much in common. theres communalities, but again theres differences. talk about that later.

 its obviously the same guy. tony greenberg is mariano edelman.

 all the other moviestars like abishak bachan he plays too. for a movie if he´s a good actor he doesnt have to spend so terribly much time on the set. if he´s a good actor and the crew works around him, they can shoot all his scenes in a couple days, even tho the whole movie might take some months to finish. then he only needs a couple days of shooting, and to appear to the premiere and talk his usual trash, "blablabla, so stoked to work with this team, blablabla, special experience for me, blablabla"...

 look how many movies some hollywood routiniers are popping out over their career. they can shoot several per year. even tho he´dont speak all languages perfect, when he´s 1 week into india, he can just pretend " i was in england/LA for so long, please excuse my accent".people will believe him, since they WANT TO IDENTIFY with him as being one of "them". just like in the imram khan case , paki cricketer who now wants to become the new political superstar. the pakis think he´s really one of them.

 i lived now for 6 yrs in germany being expelled form the real pleasure joint, namely the US of A, let me tell you theres no such thing as a replacement for money and the states, either you have a passport or you dont. other countries can only EMULATE the states, actually being there is a whole different level of living. you cannot SIMULATE it really well, either u got it or u dont.

 then remember the 5 "dancing israelis" form 911. this is Oded Elner. the name is useless it might as well be ocmpletely fake, we know most of TV is fake anyway. look carefully at the face. bear with ALF, my dear children, and i might make you wiser than solomon. (if that would be posible, hehehe *cough*)

 check out the movie and go to 1:32 into the movie. watch the man do one of his signature moves of a complete liar. you can clearly tell he´s lieing in that passage. also note the interviewer is yair lapid, who is a chiloni israeli (nonreligious, just regular media guy) and is now being groomed to be probly the next netanyahu and take over government in couple years with his good looks and rhethoric provess.

 forget what i told earlier about tony playing bashar al assad. back ten i knew not that prince felipe of spain plays assad. so just check the pictures to the right and see. tony and mariano have same profile outline.

 he looks as if he could do no harm to anyone or anything. ALF of course can´t be fooled by mere appearances. he has mastered the black belt in judo and has a diploma in comunication and history from melmac international university and a Ph-D from melmac police academy. only someone as stupid as Tony Greenberg would be foolish enough to challenge him in a game of shesh-besh, damka or possibly even chess.

 just kidding, i cant play chess really, the computer always beats me in 5 draws. and i play only level 3 out of 10 ! even bobby fisher could beat me with ease if he played blindfolded in pitchblack darkness in a moving vehicle.

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 ALF, stop talking through your ass, you know the ladies like my style, i kick it on the dancefloor. go buy my latest single.

 not bad, tony, but have u ever tried to DJ with hands tied behind the back ? on Melmac this is standart training at the institute of contemporary entertainment. even 12yr old girls can do it. aah, Alf, stop the antics, come help me pick the next song, u think people want more house or more psytrance ?

 hmm house and psytrance ? whats that ? i never even heard of it. and dont say i stole your minimal compact vinyl edition, cuz i didnt. now ALF, i caught you redhanded, you yourself attest to your guilt, and clearly climbed into my ramat gan apartment at rotschild avenue, and STOLE MY FRIGGIN minimal compact and foreign affair records...

tony tony, stop being silly. just because you´re drunk inviting lior, gal and dikla to your retarded "all the arrak you can drink" parties, dont mean i stole your record collection when you clearly threw them out of the window, yelling rami malka and berry would be terrible musicians, and torture you in your dreams at night cause you would feel insignificant and could never match up to their standard.

 what is this ? are we insulting the royal offspring of the "malik shel sdom" ? ah hello eli...nice to see you too...nice threads u wearin right there. but it lacks the final finish. what did we say ? aah nothing.. just thought i´d finish my work and then... what was that ?... aah nothing really... just wrappin up my stuff before i finish...

 ALF, stop being silly, theres no way in heaven or hell i am the same guy as the edelmann dude...depart from me, oh evildoers ! ALF can sense in your aura you´re under the spell of the dark side of the force.you all need to raise your energy level. but ALF wrestles not with flesh and blood, but with powers and principalities and JEWS IN HIGH PLACES. halleluya, amen, you may all be seated...

 mr. netanyahu, mr. netanyahu..yes, what does this commoner want from me ? mr. netanyahu, theres a man standing on the street corner, wearing a white wig, and pretends to be rosh ha memshala. he thinks he´s funny and giving a speech that is broadcast live on TV.... what then... thats fine with me... i´m tired of all that press nonsense anyway... now leave me alone, i gotta play angrybirds and give Sara her daily morning shaggin. we´re not really married, only actors, but dont tell anyone..sara believes we really are man+wife, if she finds out she might not let me get my welldeserved physical gratification. now out with you furry embarrassment !

 ALF, can you please leave me alone. i´m just about to mock these stupid goylike clueless tel-avivis. hate to take it out on our own local cattle, you see they might speak hebrew and pay taxes but apart from that theyre just as dumb+clueless as all the other retards. now leave me be, i wanna train my parrot some new cusswords...OK man, enjoy, didnt mean to disturb you. lets meet at the hilton beach later, need to check the surf, its nice december 12ft waves, lets see if we can bust some aerials today. shure thing, be cool bro.. be cool tony...

 hello, my name is uri, or avner, or gal, or rami, or maor, or gidi, or some other really "DANGEROUS" name. i laugh uncontrollably about a clown doing his bibi-shtik, hve no upper frontal incisors, am overweight, bald and wear a white t. i am 5ft1 tall and look very frightening. see i´m the kindof israeli that really needs to be punished for some wallstreet loons antics who cant ever get their mouthes full enough. what, you´ve never seen me ? you think i dont exist at al ? all the jews u ever met were shifty salesmen, bankers, lawyers, gurus, entertainers, comedians and because of that u now think israel needs to be destroyed ? well well.. i think you´re right. i look so incredibly terribly frightening ! i hope you wet your pants at night by the sheer memory of me and the other like 4billion more that live of my kind in a tiny land in the levant...

 ALF lets play peek-a-boo. i am isaac and hide behind the hairy mantle of abraham before he offers me up on an altar. tony, i´d like to see u go up in flames tonight. rest assured, i´ll even pay for the urn to carry your remains to the next portable toilet and pour it down the drain all by myself. then watch you get pumped by the DIXI company into a large chemical tank together with the remains of countless bourekas meals digested by arabs, arsim and mizrahim that all ate falafel with too much spice and produced an enormous load of diarrea. ALF, i knew i were just your type. rest assured i also harbour the warmest feelings for you. i´d even go gay for you one day....

 tony, GAY is not OKAY. you´re clearly exaggerating now. better serve up that shwarma and prepare me some coffee. very nice moustache there on your shirt. is it yer own design ? yes OBAMA self. dont believe you, tony, u need to stop lieing. ALF mind your own business, dont disrupt my acting process, i am FAMOUS, ok ? guards, take this furry guy out, he´s disturbing the scene...

 i´m not disturbing shit. this guys full of it...whats he playing now ? tony, dont u know its GOTTESLAESTERUNG to stage a bar mitzva in an authentic synagogue. throwing candy at the mohel, cantor and rabbi like in your latest "funny" clip ? yes ALF but thats artistic expression..... que vaa... artistic shmartistic... cant you do something REALLY funny, and leave the synagogue guys in peace ?

 ALF you know i´ve always been like that even i the early 90s. dont believe me but its true. we JEW-lumminati kids start out early. here check out those stills from my teenage career grooming. i passed with "summa cum laude" on top of my class. i could lie without flinshing,  imitate every single voice of my fellow students plus all the teachers. tony, i´m stunned by your acting talent. one day u might strike it big. would you in the meantime please stay the eff off my screen, honestly i cant see your face anymore.

 thank you, thats too much honor. i always knew you hold me in high esteem. but seriously do you think a furry alien from melmac with the pathetic name "gordon shumway" can change the course of history or alter my intentions ?

 tony, just look at what a pathetic cop you give in this clip. doodling around with the microphone like youre some poledancing instructor. ALF not everyone can be 6ft6. just be happy with what you´ve got and make the best of it. thats the rule i live by.

 how dare you to dishonor the holy synagogue with your mastik antics. chewing the cud like youre some sort of cow with 5 separate digestive tracts ?

 do we seek contention with the "malik shel sdom" ? we better knock it off lest we wont leave the palace in one peace. the guards may now bring me my damascene scimitar sword, this loudmouth needs to be taught the ropes.

 tony, lets be honest. why are u such a friggin jew dwarf ? ALF we´ve been through that before. now stop it, you make me feel insignificant. size dont matter my GF says. she loves my dick the way it is. its not really exactly perfectly LONG but to balance that out its incredibly..... THIN !

 ok so tony, after your provingground time as a comedian, u really honestly wanna be the next JFK, gadaffi or bush ? no, yair, but at least i dont wanna be the next wanna-be or should i rather say wanna-bibbi ?

tal, they found me out. what am i gonna do ? i hve nowhere to run, tal. dont call me tal, i am lot´s wife.
lets go to the sheepherders inn. i´m gonna send you a "nod", you know when i do that its straight from the heart. Tal.... Tal ... what is it, tony ? Tal, do u think in this makeup i look like ALF. me´s a fan of ALF, i dig his style... hmm not bad, but the hair needs to be more reddish and shaggy...see u in 5 at the inn.. ok, c u.