Friday, December 21, 2012

birobidzhan - the jewish oblast in eastern russia you´ve never even heard of

 when people say jews have nowhere to run but israel. thats not true. jew comrade stalin founded a place "especially" for the jews way back in the 30s, even before WW2. an entire oblast ( government district) patterned after their needs, far far away from the evil jew hitler, nazi germany and europe.
 these first 4 pics are from some website about a docu about that place written in 2002. funny enough i never even heard about this thing in my entire life. even my mother who is 55 never heard of it EVER. how many times have u heard about holocaust. how many times u heard about rockets on sderot ? every week on the evening news. about germanys evil nazi past ? every other week another TV program. i shit u not i NEVER HEARD ABOUT THIS PLACE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE...this is rediculous...
 the place never really took off. moscow is thousands of miles away. thats 5 days with the transiberian railway that has a stop in town. a long and uneasy travel, even tho russians are known to be ruff ryders. here we can see a soup kitchen and a school where yiddish is taught , but only 2 hours a week and on SUNDAY, what a GOTTESLAESTERUNG. i hope the zentralrat won´t hear about this..
when you watch the documentaries its kindova layd back spot. people there are more like europeans, simple people, small, timid, not comparable to brooklyn, LA or american characters..
 yes indeed doesnt seem to be a bustling cosmopolitan city but shure the basics are covered.
 here jimbo also has a word to say about the joint.
 this is another documentary you can watch.
 the 2 rivers running down into china are clearly shown, also the railway line (dotted), and southern border to china.(black line)
 also a great choice when you´re interested in chinese culture or asian stuff in general.
 here it describes what an "oblast" is. the same as a "bundesland" in german or "state" in the US.
 here the city square with a flashy fountain and some office blocks. no highrises. its a smaller city. nothing special.
 here some more benchmarks. 200km across, 80K inhabitants. mostly regular russkis, less than 2% actual jews. clearly this crib isnt nifty enough for the precious shemite jooooos who need name+fame and a better infrastructure to start their global scheme.
on a second thought, the weathers quite canadian or siberian. cold cold winters and rainy summers. probly thats a reason why the place never really took off.
 the transiberian railway has a stop here. you travel an entire week to moscow and the other european big cities.
 look at this nice tundra and hill scene. looks really golden.. i bet building a log hut, with a big axe, chainsaw, your outdoorswoman girlfriend, a big crossbow and a shotgun would really be fun !
 half of the year its really cold. so good heating is a must. i guess thers plenty of wood, this part of russias not much populated.
 here a guy builds a new single family wood house. it aint no california design with bells n whistles but still meets the needs. u wont have to break the bank for this one. and can raise happy kids.. and summer vacation in china or japan...
 theres 2 big rivers here, they gave the place its name. one called biro, the other bizhan.. u know the more i think about it... this will be the ideal exile place for bibi netanyahu aka mahmoud zahar and all the other clowns once i start the NEW ALF ORDER. he can start his new deli and rugelach bakery here !!
 the roads look in mint condition. i´ve seen way worse in malawi, africa.. here your windshield wont get any cracks from constant potholes.
 theres some tundra grass and some trees here. all the images are from google maps.
 u can have your BBQ with a traditional authentic 60s tablecloth. and make some kosher shashlik. and play your balalaika. and make a vodka drinking contest...
 here some nice stream to fish for trout or redfish. or probly meet with papa bear. i´ve also seen a jaguar on the flag on wikipedia, that means there must be medium large predator cats there too..
here some apartment blocks for workers or bluecollar families..

and an RT exposée about the place. go watch it !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3vhaM58ohU

look at this flashy sign of a government building in kyrillic(left) and jiddish(right), thats a mix of hebrew and german, but written in hebrew characters. the only other place u see these are israel, synagogues, and like 4572683746101928472375626373848285925925 holocaust remembrence centers worldwide.

but on second thought... well nice winter hideout. but i´d rather bomb gaza into rubble and make some space there... and i believe the jews will never move here in large numbers unless forced at gunpoint. they´ve always been city dwellers, not so much outdoorsmen and recluses.

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