why do kids read hairy twatter ? because their parents want them to become awesome witches and warlocks once they grow up. with their holly-wood magic wands theyre able to remove all their hogwarts from their little lord voldemort or even their bum-bledore. yes u guessed it hairy twatter is just as fake as eversthing else. as can easily be proved by movie-connoisseur ALF in this post.
whats the difference tween a 20yr, 30yr adn 40 yr old witch ?
the first has pussy lips, the second pussy laps, the third has pussy lumps..
they make her 5ft10, and say rowling is only 160cm thats a load of bull, both women are tall+skinny.
i marked her nose, now she looks like the groke from the moomins. probly her heart´s just a cold..
never miss an opportunity to check jimbo s wikipedia whenever u need a good laugh..
do i even have to write a nursery rhyme, or name the different facial parts. or is it obvious ?
nay, ALF, nay, we want none of your wisdom, leave us alone we wanna watch TV and drink pop !
yes, my pretties, ALF knows about yer carnal cravings, but bear with me a little more, my children..
blue eyes.... my babys got... blue eyes.....in fact both babies.... got blue eyes..
chin, nose, brows, hairline, check...i wonder if she draws pentagrams on her kitchen floor + kills chickens.
ALF, forgive us, we didnt mean to offend you. can u make us feel like a real woman ?
no, my dears, i´m not into S&M and dont like skinny domineering women at all..i love em plump+healthy..
but ALF, give us a chance, we swear we will never do it again !
NO, thats my last word,enough already,on Melmac you´d have been gangraped by baboons already 5 times
for all your wicked deception and endangering innocent hcildren with books on sorcery etc..
ALF, behold our teeth, dont they look different, we possibly cant be the same person at all..
depart from me, ye evildoers ! ALF knows how veneers work, you can´t fool him with such silly tricks..
how many pictures are there now ?
theres no end in sight...
no end....
in sight ?
בצהרי היום הכל צבוע אדום
ואין קץ לטפשות שחלפה כך פתאום
בצהרי היום אני רואה רק אדום
רק שקרים וטפשות כמו קפוא במקום..
בצהרי היום
another funny joke that noone understands...
really harry potter is for little babies. hairy twatter is for real men ! switch on the DVD player already...
can you believe it ? in this youpoop interview tushytasha rambles on about how awesome catherine hepburn would be as an actress and how big of an idol, being at 85yrs still vital and full of zest of getting things done.
thats why I, ALF, have met with my staff of surgeons and after a differential diagnosis and much research came up with the only possible treatment...
THESE BICHES ARE INSANE AND NEED THEIR BRAINS FUCKED OUT !!
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