Aishwara Rai from bollywood is Drew Barrymore from Hollywood !

 when tony calls ALF soon replies, shall anything go missing ?
we will uncover now his wife, and there is no resisting...

 Aishwara rai, a beauty fair, presents us here her earring..
we all can see, how similar, turns out to be this ear-thing

 we now behold the maiden fair, from 45 degrees,
and lo, the likeness seems the same, both ears, they show a crease !

 her uncle lionel, of old, he fooled our dear grandfathers,
as winston churchill, i was told, he sacrificed our sons and daughters

 and without shame, as we can see, the game it must continue,
for soon your eyes will give away the spirit thats within you..

 yes every child can clearly see, the ears totally fit !
ALF wished, alas, their parents too, shared just half their wit..

 all day they faultfind, deflect, deny, although the truth so easy..
the childlike spirit once they had, seems gross and fat and greasy...

 which people could so stalwart be, so stubborn, vain and full of ruse ?
the observant reader already knows, it is, of course, the jews..

 how many ears shall i compare, to try and to convince you ?
i hve no chance, for your denial, comes from the spirit thats within you.

 another one, another one, i preach for hours, days.
yet noone hardly sees my blog, the truth, it never pays..

 another ear another try, will now succeed my mission ?
i doubt it, honesty is not, most peoples first ambition

 the frontal view, the frontal view, what does us show this face?
the same lips, nose, chin, eyes and brows, yes everything in place..

the hairline, forehead, neck and hair, nobody can deny..
their language skills, they clearly pay, no trouble seeing why..

 the height, we know can always be, stretched out a bit quite easy,
put her on heels, and she gains height, its really cheesy peesy !

if ALF was born a rich spoiled jew, he´d greet her with a mudra,
and fear no sweat, in blood and toil, teach her the entire kama sutra.

 on tables, chairs, or in a tree, on sofas, hand-worked carpets,
he´d pleasure every orifice, with toys from indian markets

 oh what a joy, this shure would be, what "simches" what a party..
Alas, but ALF shall never be, a genuine Illuminati..

 he´d make her twitch and twist her head, and scream and moan with joy
but soon the rabbis, would intervene, he is merely a goy ( גוי ) !

while reading from the gita old, he´d make his goal and mission,
to please this stately bollywood-wench in the elephant position..

but daydreams, are but merely thoughts, methinks it could never be..
its just as likely as in my backyard, the landing of E.T.

farewell, beloved, bide your time, goodbye and i´ll be seen ya..
and remember the last place for unbiased news, is Jimbo´s wikipedia !