Tuesday, October 9, 2012

fake hair, toupets and hair replacement



good news for baldy men. even if you pay dearly for having too much testosterone in your system (which can be caused genetically without you even have done anything wrong), today hair replacement is not only available completely naturally looking, but you can even shower or go to swimming pool with it and nobody will recognize. just look at mitt romney aka richard jenkins, 300mio americans have no clue that his hair is completely fake. same goes for countless other famous people like eg. sean connery aka ruhollah khomeini.
since I know that you people are completely lazy, gay and complain now "you are an idiot and conspiracy nut" and wanna go away to watch paris hilton or britney spears, i even took the time to look for the right youtube videos to convince you (even tho i know that you cant be convinced by natural means because like 7billion other people you´ve beeen born a spiritually unreceptive retard that believes in santa clause, sponge bob and barney the purple dinosaur. so good luck with your life. heres the links anyway:

PS: i forgot to say, hair replacement nowadays is available in all forms, shapes and colors, permanent or not-so-permanent. toupets, hair transplants, wigs of artificial, human or animal hair. really ANYTHING is possible. and yes the hairline at the front (forehead) can be made absolutely authentic looking. look at any mitt romney shot. there are millions of hirez pics and videos for all the world to see and nobody every thinks his hair to be fake (but it is completely fake). ok enough now, watch the videos already...











1 comment:

Dan said...

If that bald guy is Romney then he may be Daddy Bush as well ; it's easy to tell Bush is Dick Cavett ; who loooks like Bob Newhart and the other guy....this hits home for me because I vacation in Grand Bend, a beach town where the Romneys have a summer home right near the pier ; I suspect it's a smuggling town with the contraband being ferried in fishing boats..booze, drugs...kids ?
I never realized how racist some Americans were until I took my Filipina wife to Alexandria Bay NY, it's the YALE/Skull n Bones summer resort town...I took her to a restaurant I"d been to a few times before but this time the staff disappeared...after awhile I had to walk back to the kitchen to find someone to serve us...it took forever and when the food arrived it was burnt; overcooked...it's unspoken racism ; they don't talk about it openly