what pagans believe

what do people worship who hve no g-d ?

they worship their surfboards

they train for the olympics

they are scared of the evl Y2K bug, and when it fails, of the dotcom bubble, and when it fails of the impending housing crash, and when it fails, of the mayan calendar(hoax)... etc etc...

they religously watch the superbowl..

they read the light of egypt...

they always are street-smart and know how to get the best deal....

they investigate astral-travel and play with their tarot cards for guidance...

they try to find atlantis and believe in alien abductions

they believe in their kids, and make a college fund for them once theire born

when u ask them about the G-man they beat around the bush

they worship the beatles, pink floyd, and led zepelin

they say every small religious or esoteric movement is a cult and dangerous...

they read bestsellers cause thats the way to flow...

they always have bigger wheels and nifty finish in their brandnew cars, laugh at your old honda...

they always know how to buy cheap but when selling always try to get every penny out of old property..

they are scared of chemtrails and sign petitions against them...

when random idiots say random stuff, they smile sheepishly and clap their hands like 1st graders...

they babble about the "demiurge" and plato and pythagoras and all those other greek assf-ckers

they believe democracy is some dope stuff...

they investigate old druid lifestyle and meet every solstice for their rituals, or do sun-worship at dawn

in the supermarket everything has its due price, but when it comes to humans, all are of 1 exact value..

they listen to loonie babble "this time for real" judgement day, cause "jesus may return evry moment"

they love to show off their flashy happy families

they dig judaism, or any other ism

they are scared of the evil FEMA camps lurking in their backyard and basement...

they believe gender is a lie and might as well be abolished..

they love to travel to "energy locations" where they try to "tap into" the ley grid..

they listen to muppets, and when you talk to them they sound likewise...

they love to zoom out, smoke herb or hit the bong, or even harder stuff..

they love their friendly jew-sex-guru in india or guru or other sort of "spiritual adviser"

they study kabala and gnosticism, blavatsky, nostradamus, and go crystal ball scrying

they read the zohar

they teach their kids to get straight A´s to work for the big companies, not some crappy upstart...

they research the earth energy grid, and travel to lake titicaca, mount shasta or the Uluru in australia

and run around in england with their dowsing rod

they always have insurance for everything.....

they love to watch the friendly magician doing his shtik....

they train for their next marathon. and keep their bodies healthy to enjoy the pleasures of intercourse

ok the mayan calendar i mentioned already. just another hoax, nothing else...

they send their sons to the "motivational speaker" on "how to get rich quickly" and "attract positive energy"

they love the entertainment of the big screen...

they babble about sumeria, the annunaki and nibiru...

they listen to oprah and buy all her books

they take some happymakers and go to the rave and dance til they drop

they complain of the taxes but keep paying

they dig the philosophers and fancy public education literature

they believe the cops are the good guys arresting the bad guys

they run to their shrink when they have problems to fix them up

they go to the reiki healer or the alternative medicine practicioner

they love reverse cowgirl and know 101 positions for every sort of orgasm

they let themselves be sodomized by the holocaust-money-scammer jim slip aka salomon korn

they send their kids to the ivy league colleges where they get a nifty mortarboard upon graduation

they listen to the modern schaman doing his funny dance..

they know every simpsons episode that ever aired...

and every star wars character

they take tantra lessons

they believe in technology and that in future times therell be spaceships, mars houses and moon factories

they believe in UFOs and aliens and that well find a cure for aids and cancer

they say voodoo isnt all that bad to everyone his own...

they wanna be like the stars from hollywood...

they look for hidden treasur with a dowsing rod...

and to relax do some yoga exercize....

thats what pagans believe. caus they never have met the great king. and dont know his son.