the jewbergs never give up. now they sent their kids to light some firecrackers at the recent marathon. tony jewberg wanted the job, but got stuck with his balls in a mumbay bollywood elevator and had to get instant scrotum-treatment... 3 hasidic surgeons finally were able to save his 2nd testicle with 15 stitches, but the other was a goner..
so they hired some other guys instead... boy what a blast. i coldnt have done a better job with an empty yoghurt container, a lighter and some hairspray...
KA-BOOOOMMM !!!!!!!
my differential diagnosis: an empire in its final stages, instant death might result by gluttonous selfindulgence, adipositas permagna, morbus cohen, and excessive delusional disorder...
probly next time they might at least use some real blood instead of red paint from the DIY store ?
aah f-ck it the gullible yanks will buy it anyway...
heres yer mayhem, let me strap on that surplus leg, who says iraq vets arent useful for anything ? they make great assets for any exercize drill...it works everytime !!
let them troll up and down our forums all they want, it wont change the facts
its our press and we write what we want, בסדר ?
next time we´ll light up a supermarket, a phone booth or taxi stand...
theres no more phone booths in NYC ? aaaw shucks, then a friggin vegetable shop or flower service..
long as theres something to BLOW up or SUCK dry. we´ll get the job done.money back guarantee...
Dallas goldbug is an evil conspiracy theorist !! go lock him up...that nutter...where are my pills again ?isnt it funny how its always and always and always the same people over and over again....
just like in "the brotherhood of the bell".. first you get the fame... later you start paying off yer debts !!
Heiliger Klabautermann !
yes being part of the Jewberg famly is a special privilege...i need to start wiretapping their phones...
how long is a human femur again ? or is he suddenly the descendant of the anakim ? probly not...
this is Spielberg
this is our town hall...
this is an alien with a religion & mindset from a galaxy far far away. the other one is E.T. .....
spielberg. my home village... sometimes during a summer night walk... u meet friendly hedgehogs...
come visit me spielberg we could make a movie about my joseph story. the whole world could see it...
either him or the other guy. probly theyre the same anyway. aawww f-ck it... who cares...
did i do that ?
you know what i actually should support them instead of dissing them... in fact they are doing all the hard work for me grinding down the american defenses, so i can easier get back to my beloved utah..
our coat of arms...
whats the word of the day, biblepusher ?
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