Fräulein Müller-Wachtendonk, ich muss doch sehr bitten !

 hands up again to victor sforza, a fellow blogger who provides excellent hints... he thought Ernest Borgnine, high-caliber US actor might be the same guy as Vince Lombardi, famous american football coach who again "died" prematurely....i looked into it, and from the first moment it was clear they were identical... just look at the teeth...

but then he reminded me of SB else, and i dug a bit deeper.... the signatures above for vince and ernest are identical.... but he has an alter as one of germany´s most famous comedians of all time. his official name "vicco von buehlow" of course just another royal title given to himself, his stagename was "loriot"...he had a really popular tv-show that ran for a long time, together with his partner evelyn hamann, who is his RL wife... people always wondered how can the two act together so well and understand each other without even saying a word...

 well its because they were RL husband and wife, even tho of course they denied everything for decades... Evelyn Hamann is also identical with Ernest Borgnine´s late wife, a norwegian cosmetics company owner, by the name of Tova Traesnaes... will show you that further down..

 loriot rarely shows his teeth but i found a childhood photo and he has the same signature incisor gap.

 it took a while to find this pic but this is the final proof... the rest of the same is identical as well as the height of all 3 men...

 the "bathtub" sketch wont be forgotten in german culture for a long time to go... we can see the works of these people are what makes up our mundane culture... Loriot was a really good comedian who made fun of german bureaucracy, accuracy and the tendency for nitpicking..

 in his younger years as football trainer he wore a hat and had a fuller face...later as comedian loriot he never wore a beard and his face looked somewhat more bland and thinner...but theyre the same...you can do that with cosmetics, no problem...

 here with his partner evelyn hamann...also a big number in german cinema from the 70s 80s and even later.

 we can see the facial geometry is identical...even tho both men have diffrent voices... even i can speak 4 or 5 diffrent languages with a large variety of accents...german and english are my mother tounges, french too on a good level, then some spanish, almost fluent hebrew and a tiny bit of yiddish.. so there you have it its not actualy that hard....

 the ears are identical...

 the graph for both american alters too...

 same skull and jaw... and very bushy eyebrow that is greyish for vicco, looking less dramatic

 with tom landry aka pope john paul, as well as pope owens plus the son of klaus kinski aka karl lagerfeld and many others, we might as well look at evry single headcoach of european soccer club or american baseball or football club, and see theyre all in bed together and will later climb up the latter to a higher calling..

 loriot is always a thin man, the others look rather well nourished thats the only difference...

but theyre the same... now lets take a look at the wife....

 i only compared evelyn hamann, vicco aka loriot´s longtime comedy partner, and she is identical with Tova Taesvaes, norwegian cosmetics entrepreneur...same mouth, same skull,same brow and eyes.. the diffrent makeup and lighting cannot fool me, since I´was chief police commissioner and chief justice of Melmac for over 300 years, before being expelled from my home planet for a stalking charge (sent through the intergalactic police federation by Bryson Garbett)...so I decided to come to earth to become a conspiracy hunter and blogger...

 the teeth of evelyn, her german alter, are DFINITELY NOT REAL they were glue on veneers... noone can tell me an actress of such high profile has such rotten teeth..simply not possible..

 these 2 are identical but probably the other many wives of vince and especially ernest (who was married multiple times, some of them very shortlived), are probably just her in diffrent guise, or other close famly members...

ok, so thumbs up again to "Victor Sforza" who provided the hint, and now we´re gonna take off our bathing cap, climb out of the bathtub and look for more finds...

DEYER VAYITER AYNER... BITE...