Monday, April 22, 2013

we need to make more moomin episodes...






i still believe in the face of all this new manga and hentai crap flooding kids tv nowadays, it would be great to have something like the moomins instead, where theres actually a family having adventures together of a different kind... you see back then art was still art and music was still music, today its become soulless, fastpaced fluff, autotune is now religiously applied in all pop music, those singers are to me just empty  ragdolls. look at lady gaga shes nothing more than a crazy wh-re wearing 3 diffrent costumes a day going from one masonic mystery ritual to the next....madonna in the 80s and 90s was a hussy just like her, but at least had style and taste. ok u say i should stop complainin and do something instead well smartass give me a major contract at EMI, polydor or time warner, i compose and record music since i´m 19 but havent sold a single record...do you think i´m gonna actually pay people to like my music or drag them to my concerts... if they want to buy crap let them eat crap...

in germany the moomins are UNKNOWN, we had the "biene maya", the "sendung mit der maus" or "löwenzahn" and of course the astrid lindgren stuff... in skandinavian countries, england or israel, EVERYBODY knows the moomins... even tho theres many witches and imps and magic lamps in it, i think its a cause worth supporting.(remember there is no content in public television that hasnt the occult side to it, they simply wont play it)... so we must choose the lesser evil. i repeat myself but until today NOT A SINGLE AUTHENTIC MOOMIN HOUSE was constructed anywhere in the entire friggin world... i, mossad-ALF must build a moomin house along with a moomin adventure challenge for kids, otherwise i will hve lived in vain... if kids only grow up on masonic magic, without real care or affection, born by accident from a quickie in the village-disco, and turn slave ants of Armand Hammer, Adolf Jiddler and Jim Slip, then grow old and die, their lives were in vain and creation has been rendered null and void... we need to raise funds for a moomin house....

strange thing, but Kazuo Tabata, the producer of the moomins, is listed with only 5 series in IMDB.. (he also made Alfred Jodokus Quack a year prior)..why is it that the best stuff is made by ppl who get frustrated with the business, while Clown actors with multiple identities survive in the business for decades ? not very kewl !
the head producer/director, hiroshi saito, has had a career over 40+ yrs as the "big boss" in the market for the young audience, so i take it he´s the "connected" man... so if we´ d want any more moomin movies we´d first have to get green lights from finland and the heirs of tove jansson, who manage the moomin empire, and then from him...

i also would like to make new moomin cartoons like those made in 1990.. we could easily shoot another 100 episodes, since they´ re only 20 minutes each, with 3 minutes intro, so actually thats only 17 minutes each..
with computer technology and many able japanese production companies, this would be really easy, but we would need to secure the rights...to be on the legal side of things... there are still some moomin stores worldwide, but its not such a great buzz anymore, since the market of entertainment is saturated, so that means everytime u bring something new and it gets big, you´ re messing with someone elses territory...theres much moomin fan-art still being produced and from time to time a fuzzy-felt moomin retro-movie, but the actual cartoon episodes and the following global boom were a one-time event, happening in 1990... now everytime i go downstairs my siblings sit there watching silly-ass sitcoms i mean how much more dumb can it possibly get ?

so i could write some scripts, i´m a very artistic guy with many ideas, but mostly have no stamina and perseverence and am easily depressed (a typical capricorn disease)... so i´ d need a banker to support the idea, a japanese cartoon studio able to turn the storyboards into real comic strips, and a catering-company that makes all my cat-sandwiches... and most of all some JEW who makes some airspace in between lady gaga, the superbowl and those retarded MANGA and HENTAI comics with silly powerrangers fighting each other with their retarded superpowers.

dont wanna interfere with anyones bread or steal any energy, but  it would be great to have more episodes. could easily invest 1 or 2 years to write the storyboards...




















welcome to the new dark ages...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2nLdDRfJJY

we met in the springtime when blossoms unfold, the pastures where green and the meadows were gold

our love was in flower as summer grew on our love like the leaves now have withered and gone

the roses hve faded theres frost at my door the birds in the morning dont sing anymore

the grass in the valley is starting to die and out in the darkness the whipporwills cry

alone and forsaken by fate and by men oh l-rd if ya hear me please hold to my hand oh please understand

oh where has she gone to oh where can she be, she may have forsaken some other like me

she promised to honor to love and obey each vow was a plaything that she threw away..

alone and forsaken by fate and by men oh l-rd if ya hear me please hold to my hand oh please understand.

################## MIKE NESS GUITAR SOLO ############################

the darkness has fallen the sky has turned grey a hound in the distance has started to bay...

i wonder i wonder what she´ s thinking of forsaken forgotten without any love...

alone and forsaken by fate and by men oh l-rd if ya hear me please hold to my hand...

oh please understand....

alone and forsaken by fate and by men oh l-rd if ya hear me please hold to my hand....

oh please understand.....

oh please understand...

oh please understand

Sunday, April 21, 2013

steven spielberg farted during the boston marathon



 dis time b sirius, k ?
 the jewbergs never give up. now they sent their kids to light some firecrackers at the recent marathon. tony jewberg wanted the job, but got stuck with his balls in a mumbay bollywood elevator and had to get instant scrotum-treatment... 3 hasidic surgeons finally were able to save his 2nd testicle with 15 stitches, but the other was a goner..
 so they hired some other guys instead... boy what a blast. i coldnt have done a better job with an empty yoghurt container, a lighter and some hairspray...
 KA-BOOOOMMM !!!!!!!
 my differential diagnosis: an empire in its final stages, instant death might result by gluttonous selfindulgence, adipositas permagna, morbus cohen, and excessive delusional disorder...
 probly next time they might at least use some real blood instead of red paint from the DIY store ?
aah f-ck it the gullible yanks will buy it anyway...
 heres yer mayhem, let me strap on that surplus leg, who says iraq vets arent useful for anything ? they make great assets for any exercize drill...it works everytime !!
 let them troll up and down our forums all they want, it wont change the facts
 its our press and we write what we want, בסדר ?
 next time we´ll light up a supermarket, a phone booth or taxi stand...
 theres no more phone booths in NYC ? aaaw shucks, then a friggin vegetable shop or flower service..
 long as theres something to BLOW up or SUCK dry. we´ll get the job done.money back guarantee...
 Dallas goldbug is an evil conspiracy theorist !! go lock him up...that nutter...where are my pills again ?
 isnt it funny how its always and always and always the same people over and over again....
 just like in "the brotherhood of the bell".. first you get the fame... later you start paying off yer debts !!
 Heiliger Klabautermann !
 yes being part of the Jewberg famly is a special privilege...i need to start wiretapping their phones...
 how long is a human femur again ? or is he suddenly the descendant of the anakim ? probly not...
 this is Spielberg
 this is our town hall...
 this is an alien with a religion & mindset from a galaxy far far away. the other one is E.T.  .....
 spielberg. my home village... sometimes during a summer night walk... u meet friendly hedgehogs...
 come visit me spielberg we could make a movie about my joseph story. the whole world could see it...
 either him or the other guy. probly theyre the same anyway. aawww f-ck it... who cares...
 did i do that ?
you know what i actually should support them instead of dissing them... in fact they are doing all the hard work for me grinding down the american defenses, so i can easier get back to my beloved utah..
 our coat of arms...
whats the word of the day, biblepusher ?