Wednesday, July 13, 2022

The ONLY person that can play Madonna

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I know you guys are reading this blog. You pretend you don't but i know you do. All i wanna tell you is 'don't do it'. It's not your role. It's hers. Same looks, same Energy. You can play Madonna, but it won't be as good of a movie. 

I'm telling you this for your own good. I am not like your kind. 

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 Star-date 69048.1

Captain's log. We are cruising along the Andromeda Belt with some excellent views of Algol and the greater Perseid System. Tomorrow dock in Port Medusa for resupply and repairs. Lieutenant Tasha Yar's pubic hair has clogged the drain pipe of my shower again. I'll have to task Commander Borg to take a spiral drill and remove it. As i was going through some files in the archive on the holodeck, i had to think of this slim blonde earth hybrid i've met in the mess hall, half human half SI, whose hair looks like a, uuuh.. Toilet brush. And remembered that indeed she bore a stark resemblance to.. well, but that would be too much for now..

Warp and impulse drive are running smoothly, i expect to dock tomorrow at noon. Customs droids have gone through the paperwork, there should be no further complications. Ryker out.

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