That face you make when..

Your aussie shepherd refuses a hump cause you ran out of treats..

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Better stick to your bread & butter

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When Kermit the Frog books you for a gag reel..

'Pond Scum 5 - Frogfest in Poontown'

(Kermit goes Ballistic)

Hey Jack, uuh.. about that tramp of yours..

Right on.. Later Jack!

but make sure she's shaved this time..

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Yor Onnah i wuz STALKED by four, 

no five Daddies.

$   Well, did you try to run?   $

At first, yes..

$   Did you scream?   $

Indeed. Quite a lot i did..

$   You slut! Who hired them?   $

My agent..

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And this is how i got knocked up.

God's honest truth.

Wanna feel my nipples?

Look, Daddy, what i can do..

So, what you say Gramps.. 

Five minute break? 

I'll fix us some coffee..

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