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now that we have empirically proved that tony greenberg isnt playing tony mc tony from GTA4. lets see if i am the same person as berry sakharof... hve to admit this feels weird, since i have now made over 200 matchups for all kinds of people, but never compared my own mug to anyone. so lets give it a try...
sakharof left, me on the right, left pic from the early 90s, right pic from 2008.. yes there are defo similarities, philtrum, lips, skull etc... but thats all theres to it.
as can be clearly proven, ALF and me are the same person, since we both have the exact same ear.
my nose also is kindof wrinkly and oversized and my teeth look just as beautiful...
again here in the frontal comparison we can see that i am ALF
when we compare sakharof to ALF, even tho the hair´s quite the same, we can see both have different shirts and teeth...sakharofs teeth showing fine traces of yellow from years and years of smoking while ALFs teeth are perfectly pretty.
we can see they might be clones of the same proto-turkish hittite king from catal hüyük from 3000 or 4000BC, but alf scored 25% more television playtime in the 80s, while sakharof recorded more albums..
we can furthermore see ALF wearing a plaid shirt trying to find excuses while since 89´ he couldnt get a gig on any mayor network, while sakharof cranked out hit after hit all throughout the last 33 years since minimal compact broke up and he pursued other band and solo projects.
again we can see that both the israeli-turk and the german are quite similar in the frontal view but not exactly same.
our ears also look quite similar, dont know exactly why that is but we´re not
blood related in any way, at least to my knowledge.
another earshot reveals a small lobe and small ear in general.. is that why i am attracted to any of his music ?
another frontal and we can clearly see that i got a saintly aura around my head, while sakharofs hair is getting greyish in the meantime.. have to admit i also picked out a white hair off my beard 2 months ago. that was quite a shocker.
beri the hittite and mark the german in this overexposed matchup show similar skull marks,
but not exactly the same person either...
sakharof plays his trusted red gretch hollowbody, while ALF bartered my epiphone cheraton II semiakustik long time ago for a cat-burger and new microwave. ever since I play a mexico fender 50s strat. thats clearly not the same guitar.
sakharof has a bicolor pressphoto while alf has the usual fur with a blue background..
berry plays an orange halfstack through an SM57 in this pic, but since selling my marshall anniversary halfstack I only play through garageband on the mac. thats clearly not the same setup either...
i´m wearing headphones and my brothers half-cracked 5$-aviators while berry shows his well-shampooed frontal hair, trying to figure out where to get the cheapest falafel in the immediate area for lunchbreak
sakharof is on the left side while alf is on the right side. they clearly cant be the same guy !
we can see theres more similarity than meets the eye,
from the hair, forehead, eye area, lips chin and even the nose..
turkey and germany being strongly connected in many different ways, be it migrant workers, cells of turkish communities everywhere over germany, or the wars they fought together (WW1 and 2).
also both people are rather tall and renown for their brash temperament.
sakharof has 4 wikipedia pages in 4 languages (one translated by me and getting a warning for content violation by the admins), i however have no wikipedia entry as of yet and not planning to get one either.
CONCLUSION: its obvious that i, mark, am also ALF, but sakharof is a different guy. but when he dies or stops making music i´ll hve to take over his job..
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