Thursday, July 16, 2015

SURFERS - introduction..


 here i made you three short lists. they are only a small excerpt of the actual folders and subfolders of data i collected on much of the worlds top snowboarders, surfers and skateboarders in the last 6 months.
i will now prove that all these people not only run the big surf brands, assuming different characters, but also are expert surfboard shapers, slope guides, surf instructors, or contest organizers. they are sports reporters, familypeople who raise children or care for their elderly. you have seen their faces on the X games(both summer and winter) the TTR snowboard tour and many other places.. yet you cant figure out they´re the same cause they simply use different names, beards, hair color and accents/languages. most of them also are regular actors with famous parents, and all of their stories of being "discovered" as a prodigy is lies. cause they inherit the gene to succeed with the breast milk. if they´d have to compete with you or me they´d be bored to their bones cause whatever they do they excell.. theres a lot of data to go through. i´ll ahve to write a bit of text otherwise it´ll be stale and boring, but hopefully not too much cause i got no time for proofreading. so ignore the spelling mistakes. and like a goodsurfer go with the flow. you cant fight mother nature and win...

above thats the list of female surfers... not all matches are 100%. sometimes i´m missing an ear shot, or the wife hasnt been confirmed.. or i simply lacked the time. remember i have several tens of thousands of folders to take care of. and have to rename every single file that comes in. the workload is insane..
thats my list of male surfers..
and snowboarders.. some male some female..

thats the lists and now lets go into the first finds, cause all these famous surf legends supposedly succumbed to avalanches or bigwave wipeouts arent dead, they merely ended one career and pop up someplace else..



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