the curse of the scottish Klabauter of the Pirates of the caribbean...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doiKA2dHvro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KurSoP28EqE

as i write this, i actually have amy mc-donald´s music on this computer, and really like the straightforward guitar/songwriter theme wrapped up in a high-end production... but dont think amy mcDonald is really that scottish, much more international and the scottishness is only a part of her role as character "amy mcDonald"... cause she might actually wear a fake nose and be the same as keira knightley, or the nose is genuine and both are sisters or cousins of the same well-connected famly... just look at those ears, theyre the same... 

so i´m badmouthing almost all people in the blog (and rightly so, since they deceive us with false information and fairytales...) but dont forget on the stage with a guitar around their neck they easily blow away everyone, me included (even tho i won the Melmac "Kohav Nolad" seasons 1, 3 and 4 singlehandedly before the producer decided to discontinue the program since it became boring.......on melmac theres only 4 pubs, 2 nightclubs and a single summer open air festival, and i play there with my band "the honest lawyers" every summer as headliner... people from all parts of the delta quadrant come to see our performance and cheer at the top of their lungs as i beatbox and stagedive wildly, and aftwerwards write autographs with my favourite fountainpen, which is big enough to fit into my enormous paw...)... when you book mossad-ALF, you always book a quality act...

 ears very close, slim stature and height too, apart from the nose the face as well...

 so i´m not quite shure about this one... but dont have time and nerves to perfectly identify every clown in the book, since its useless.. remember they own the police and courts and even if we had DNA samples or fingerprints they would still bring up judge jewdy and her negro warden and gracefully hand us another misdemeanor or felony... been there done that... just trust me... weak people are always cruel...remember in the "spritz hahadasha", its written "those who will kill you will think they do ALF service"... and thats the present state of affairs pretty much...

 since acting, rulership, artistic expression and musical performance go hand in hand, keira and amy might as well be identical.. or siblings...

 here some short bio

 here the body... both skinny and small... almost same height..

 then look at that ear.. keira left side looks more bieber-esque, amy has a slightly stronger nose...

 same features...

 here again the bieber matchup

mund zu, du stute !  judge alf postpones the proceedings until more evidence from keira´s beverly hills manor is collected and the jury will gather again to submit the final verdict...

and one more thing... throw away your john grisham novels... cause thats NOT what practicing law is all about... simply forget everything you heard about the judicial system... look at ed chiarinis website how often an actor played a lawyer or even judge... then remember how the mormons treated me in their utah courts...
GUYS, THE GAME IS RIGGED.... no john grisham book will ever change that...

Dr. SHakshuka is speechless....